1. If I fill out my forms on April 15th, do you still need to tax my ass?
- Diane, Fairfield
We decide that on a case by case basis. If we determine that you haven't paid enough on your tax forms, then we'll collect the difference personally.
2. Can I option to have my ass taxed rather than fill out my tax forms?
- Susan, Dixon
You must fill out your tax forms every year. We'll determine if you need an ass taxin'.
3. Do you personally tax asses, or do other members of the Solano County Franchise Tax Board do the taxing?
- Sandy, Vacaville
We decide on a case by case basis on whether you need to be taxed by one or more members of the Tax Board.
4. Are you a racist?
- Yvonne, Vallejo
No. It doen't matter if you're black, white, fat or thin; all the bitches need to pay The Taxman.
5. I listened to your album. Dude, it's sick. What's your problem?
- John, Rio Vista
My album is a reflection of society and the problems of the common man. You ask "What's my problem?," when the question is "What's your problem?" I've been reviewing your tax records, and buddy, they don't look good.
6. Do you support President Bush's Tax Cut?
- Dave, Suisun
Absolutely not. The purpose of a tax collector is to screw the general public one way or another.
7. How do I get copies of your albums?
- Bob, American Canyon
Go to The Taxman's Online Store for info. It's $12.99 per album. |
